Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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