yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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