It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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