Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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