good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Do plants get herpes?
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