Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i just google imaged poop.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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