its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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