Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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