Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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