porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
