Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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