Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
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