i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
should my penis look like a turkey
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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