Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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