it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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