All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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