Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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