I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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