I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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