just tell him i said nine months
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
you will always have a special place in my vag
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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