I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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