So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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