how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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