? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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