sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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