He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Randomize
