So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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