I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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