I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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