I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Never joke about your clitoris.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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