It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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