But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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