How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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