After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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