I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
smell my finger.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
