doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
But theres a keg here and me gusta
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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