Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Pappa wants mamma naked
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
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