i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
Randomize
