She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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