like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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