physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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