dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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