She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Randomize
