i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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