I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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