My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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