I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
These tits shall not be calmed
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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