babies were throwing up all over the place
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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