fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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