Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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