The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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