Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
