Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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