love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
Randomize
