Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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