Kiss
Puke
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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